Redneck Joke

My Dad sent me this joke, and I thought it was too funny not to share! Enjoy!

A West Virginia couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children.They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".The doctor gladly started the required procedure and askedthem what finally made them make the decision - why afternine children, would they choose to do this.The husband replied that they had read in a recent article thatone out of every ten children being born in the United Stateswas Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on havinga Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.