What Do You Do All Day?

A friend sent this to me, and I couldn't resist sharing it. Something about this sounds so familiar!

A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still in their pajamas,
playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open,
as was The front door to the house and there was
no sign of the dog. Proceeding Into the entry, he found
an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked Over,
and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In
the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn
with toys And various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
Breakfast food was spilled on the Counter,
the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was
spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under
the table, and a Small pile of sand was spread
by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
Toys and more piles of clothes,looking for his
wife. He was worried She might be ill, or that
something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it
Made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy
soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles
of toilet paper lay in a Heap and toothpaste had
been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
Still curled up in the bed In her pajamas,
reading a novel. She looked up At him, smiled,
and asked how his day went. He looked at her
bewildered and asked, "What Happened
here today?"

She again smiled and answered , "You know
every Day when you come home from work and you
ask me what in the world I do all Day?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Priceless!!